Aarrr, it be National Talk Like A Pirate Day!
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging between his legs.
"Isn't it annoying to walk around with a ship's wheel hanging there?" asks the bar tender.
The pirate replies, "Aarrr, it's driving me nuts!"
So avast, me scurvy mates, and make sure to exercize your inner pirate today!